Random
Source Code

Snack on your own wiener

To stick your own dick.

Al: If you could, would you snack on your own wiener?

Austin: Of course I would.

by Penis with a D August 23, 2022


bag your own groceries

Someone who is queer, gay, homosexual or any other adjective that describes a male who likes to have sex with other males

1. Dude you're so gay... you bag your own groceries

by Venetian December 29, 2009

36๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


own your own shit

When a particular warlock that believes in spiritual awareness weaves his absolute delusions on the masses and is still alive

Hey hey hey man like being is you trying to baffle us with pure bollocks or may you be introducing us to the realms of owning the prayer to OWN YOUR OWN SHIT๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿปโค๏ธ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿป

by Power of Griggstain December 26, 2020

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit on your own doorstep

A relationship of any form between you and a person you know is going to cause trouble. Especialy true if you know the releationship has little or no meaning/future but you want to string it out anyway even though its gonna cause shit ex-girlfriend/boyfriend, friend of a brother/sister, close workmate or enemy of best mate are usually the other person

you shit on your own doorstep big time there bob... its all turned to crap and you still have to work with her till the end of the summer

by uglypoo July 26, 2009

29๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clubbed with your own chicken

To experience problems as a result of one's own cunning plans. To be too clever for one's own good. Similar in usage to "hoist with your own petard".

"Britney, you're doing pretty well, keeping yourself in the tabloids with these stunts. Just make sure you don't end up in jail or the nuthouse, don't wanna end up clubbed with your own chicken..."

by Ultrahadeen March 4, 2008

20๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dance to your own music

When you just have not a care what people think, and dance to the music in your head and be crazy!

You should dance to your own music. Like my friends and I did.

by Mattcat13 March 7, 2009


can your own peaches

the act of achieving either orgasm or ejaculation or both without the help of a partner.

darren: we jehovah witnesses don't believe in sex before marriage.

matt: so you can your own peaches?

darren: nope. touching oneself for pleasure is also forbidden.

by geelbooyair December 20, 2011