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Zeb Fck Schulz is a philosopher, accountant and a genius who is of the magical ancient rhino species called a “Fuck”.
Zeb is also the older brother of famous social media personality and musician, Gus Fck Schulz.
Zeb is always full of spit facts and annoyingly long responses to relatively simple things.
“i should take magnesium tablets more”
“imagine paying five thousand dollars for a portion of a coin that doesn’t exist”
“spains crime rate got me like :(“
“1000 men marched to fight at 145 Princes Highway, none of them made it to the door.”
“Did you knoooow…”
- Zeb Fck Schulz quotes
A singularity in the world, when a person's penis is small it's considered null
Karim : did you know that brahim broke up with that girl
Fadi : yes it was because he had zeb wadoud
When a ginger kid acts like he's straight but everyone knows he isn't
1: did you hear about that ginger kid who's straight?
2: yeah he's a dumb zeb
Too much weasel, not enough words.
See also: Charlatan
Zeb of “Zebstagraam” (sic) tried frivolously to win the argument using a nonsensical word salad.
Sam: you are a charlatan
Zeb: If we take off the guardrails, and let the meanings wash out across the broader scale of language, what do words mean if they all mean anything?
Sam: you are a Charlatan
a child that is only happy whilst in a door bouncer
Fred: look at her bouncing
George: What a zeb donk!