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Ok ok, here me out. Led Zeppelin is Great. but i think they are totally over rated. almost every one around here who likes Led zeppelin doesnt know anything about rock music or Led Zeppelin
Me: Hey you like Led zeppelin?
Them: YEAH HE'S GREAT
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A fat chick who gives head; a plumper who gives blowjobs.
When the bar closed, I took a big fat fatty home. She turned out to be a Head Zeppelin and I got a nice blowjob.
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Lead Zeppelin refers to how Led Zeppelin achieved there name, when drummer Keith Moon from band, "The Who" said that they'd go down like a lead balloon (which at the time was a british expression meaning that theyd fail horribly) when asked to join the band. Led Zeppelin later took this term and used it as there name but changes the spelling to "Led" to avoid pronounciation errors.
"that'll go down like a lead balloon",
it wasnt actually Lead Zeppelin it was Lead Balloon,
and Led Zeppelin was the name of the band,
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Did you see the sweater zeppelins on that hose hound?
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A phenomenon resulting from anal sex where ejaculate builds up inside the rectum and is shortly followed by a sizable bowel movement. A proper white zeppelin occurs when deposited semen completely coats the outgoing feces, resulting in a smooth and hearty plop within the bowl.
Doctor: I'm glad you are no longer having problems passing those massive turds. Did you heed my advice and become a vegetarian?
Patient: No, I've found that a good WHITE ZEPPELIN works wonders after an all-u-can-eat-meat buffet.
Similar to "Snakes on a Plane" only not as life threatening
"Oh dear I'm late for work....frogs on a Zeppelin"
As oppose to:
"I just shot my foot off....Snakes on a muthafuckin Plane"
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A very good band.. but also a very overrated band.. if you say you like Led Zeppelin but all you can say is YEEEY STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN AND ROCK AND ROLL AND KASHMIR i luvvv them omgo mogm ogm omg ... you are wrong ... im not saying those songs are bad .. im just saying that you are not a true Led Zep fan.. and you need to listen to songs like Celebration Day, Out On The Tiles, and Gallows Pole and things like that .. tahts the real Led ... and they did not spawn heavy metal... heavy metal... is gay .. and sad... bye
yeey Stairway to Heaven .. I LUVV LED ZEP
(SMACK!)
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