Its a great code word to use when ur totally fucking slumped, drunk or queef.
Im totally fucking zoinked right now or and I oop... I just zoinked
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zoink is an alternate term which is the plural form of zoinked therefore i will zoink this object or whatever you might steal is what might or will happen rather than focusing on what happened
1. "hey dud did you steal that jacket?" "yup i zoinked it" "why did you openly admit to zoinking something?" "dunno"
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when your weiner farts. kind of like a queef, except for boys...
ew man it stinks, did you zoink?
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The action of fucking another mans woman
"Yo nigga i just zoinked yo bitch"
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when youre stoned outta your fucking mind
"Oh shit look at Oswald he's fucking zoinked out right now"
When someone acts too smart and then gets burned subsequently
My girlfriend tried to prank me by scaring me, but I knew that she was going to so I crept up on her and scared her instead. She got poned in the zoink.