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Similar in nature to a flaming hard core nerd, but spacier, and typically cross eyed.
John: "Dude, what do you think of that dude Pee Wee?"
Jack: "Dude, he's a total zoomer."
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A person who sells fake drugs and then takes off before being found out.
"Damn! that zoomer just sold me cat nip!"
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n. Instance in which one accidentally inhales a small piece of Marijuana whilst smoking a cigarette of said substance.
Fuck my throat hurts. Why? I just caught a fucking zoomer.
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To go out and have a mare. Ie a shit weekend.
Aw mate what a zoomer I had last night.
Haha did you see that bird u were with last night, you had a zoomer!
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Boomers with Zip. They are baby boomers who are active, alive, going places, and doing things. They may have retired, or are about to retire, but they are healthy, fit and doing things usually associated with people a few decades younger, like cycling, kayaking and (fast-paced) hiking. Don't you dare call them seniors.
Those zoomers did a 60km cycle this past weekend!
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A person who uses the video telecommunications software Zoom.
This pandemic sure did turn so many of us into zoomers.
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(v.) When a man hangs penis out of his fly, gets an erection, and runs up and shanks a girl, ass rapes her, and runs away before being seen.
I gave Susie the zoomer last week, and she still doesn't know it was me
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