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A zoophile is someone who has a sexual or romantic attraction to dogs. To put it simply, they need to go get some serious help.
Not all of these deranged individuals fuck dogs, but will claim that being a zoophile makes then a quirky queer, and deserves deeming of being a sexuality, which is absolutely retarded.
Go to Quora, Twitter, TikTok, and sometimes even YouTube comment sections to find these individuals. They often get a descent sized following from making content that attracts other like-minded people.
They will try to tell you that most zoophiles don't fuck dogs, but don't be fooled by their petty lies, they are an entire community based on a sick perversion that implies they think about fucking dogs. It isn't hard to search for such things either. I highly recommend not looking it up, as the FBI will be at your door the next morning.
These people believe that they are smarter than normal people too, and will give you unreliable open sourced bullshit that will put a virus on your computer.
Most of these individuals will try to tell you how dogs consent to sex when these creatures can't even fucking speak. They mostly are mentally retarded individuals that can't find any bitches because they are likely redditors and discord moderators at the same time.
John: Hey, brotha, wassup
Jimmy: Sup John! Hey, I heard my girlfriend got caught fucking the dog last night, is that true?
John: Yeah, she is a retarded zoophile dude, just break up with her.
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Someone who should grab a shotgun a blow to roof of their mouth off
steve "Hey im a zoophile"
stan "kill yourself rot in hell"
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A term used to describe the invalid attraction to animals. Which is disgusting due to the fact that the animal has no ability to consent.
Person 1: I’m a Zoophile.
Person 2: Don’t talk to me you waste of air.
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A zoophile is someone probably a failed abortion and also adopted and they make satin or whatever god or devil rules the underworld look like a lovely nice caring compassionate and overall a genuinely nice and good god and yes I mean the ruler of the underworld
teenager: mom dad I’m bisexual
Mom and dad: it’s ok we support you’re every decision you make
Teenager: oh I’m also a zoophile
Mom and dad: you’re real mother told us to tell you you’re a failed abortion and you’re adopted
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A Bitch who is sexually attracted to fucking animals and should rot in the deep depths of hell.
Person 1:hey did you hear Bob the zoophile died by a truck
Person 2: yay!! The zoophile is dead
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A person who is sexually attracted to animals or as i like to call them a bunch of fucking braindead fatherless degenerates
Joe: hey max guess what
Max: what is it?
Joe: I’m coming out as a zoophile.. max why are you holding a flamethrower?
Max: i hope you rot in hell you dog fucker
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An individual with the sexual attraction to non-human animals. Important not to be confused with Bestiality. Not everyone with this attraction is doomed to offend, and is not always counted as a disorder!
Attraction≠Action!
A: I identify as a Zoophile. I am attracted to non humans.
B: What, so you rape animals or something?
A: While some of us engage in contact, a very large portion of people with zoophilic thoughts choose NOT to engage in bestiality for ethical purposes! It is simply an attraction, none of which can be changed :)
B: Oh alright. Thanks!
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