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annoying bitch who I AM NOT holding hostage ;)
I am totally not holding Nathan hostage
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A short lil cutie that can be kinda moody and a bitch sometimes. What he lacks in personality he makes up for in his HUMUNGOUS JUICY ass. His cake could single handedly solve world hunger. But, he will kick you if you mention anything about his juicy booty. He is that homie that all the homies would rail and finish in. He's definitely got a subatomic cock, but all the schmeat went straight to the bunda. The sheer girth and juiciness alone is enough to give you a no-hand partial.
I'm not gay but if Nathan needs his organs rearranged I'd be more than happy to help out
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Person 1: Who is that with Krystal?
Person 2: Nathan.
Person 1: Who's Nathan?
Person 2: Band kid.
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Nathan is a male name historically given to the favorite child of a typical American home. Otherwise parents name their children stupid shit like Joseph. Parents who name their favorite child Nathan instead of Joseph get it, they simply get it and have already proven that they are great parents. Their sons will grow up to turn into Nathan’s, and not Josephs.
A Parents: I like that handsome little 7.5 pound baby, we’ll call him Nathan.
B Parents: I like that handsome little 7.5 pound baby, we’ll call him Joseph. Now that that is taken care of, lets go set fire to a nursing home.
You see, there is a difference between parents A and parents B.
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Isn't a sub
Jenna: Sub
Nathan: I'll end your fucking life
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Nathans are generally sweet, intelligent, and a caring. They are into just about everything, sports, music, you name it. But also know that Nathans will be there for you. Some can be seen with Dark brown hair and icy blue eyes. Nathans arent usually into books and such. Just by the way they walk, the way they smile, and their attitude can get them at least 5,000 friends, and many girls drooling over them. Except a lot of Nathans don't know how much they are loved, cared for, and appreciated. They make amazing boyfriends, are good usually good kissers, and have a sweet way about them. Meet a Nathan--NEVER LET HIM GO!
Girl 1: OMG who is that extremely attractive boy over there??
Girl 2: I dont know! But he is such a Nathan!
Girl 1: Dibbs!
Girl 2: Not before I get to him first!
Girl 2: You'll have to fight me!
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