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You cook for your girl but forget to wash your hands after handling jalapenos. Then decide to have sex with her. Thus spreading that jalapeno to her vagina causing burning pain.
Guy 1: "My girl loved dinner but I forgot to wash my hands."
Guy 2: " oh shit! You performed the Gordon Ramsey! I bet that sucked for her! "
literal definition of little body big heart. Best actor ever and steals the hearts of everyone they meet.
“did you see bella ramsey in the last of us?”
“yeah i heard they’re gonna be in TIME season 2! i have the biggest crush on bella ramsey”
When a man takes his dick and smacks it against a woman’s face while screaming, “Where’s the lamb sauce” in Gordon Ramsey’s voice
Bro I gave her the Ramsey flop last night
An American actess known for her works as Mama Fratelli in The Goonies and Momma from Throw Momma from the Train.
Anne Ramsey as Momma: Ya clumsy poop! What you do that for? *smack*
The man just about ready to kill or torture you for making the worst or even a small mistake on a recipe or food.
Spitting Lamb Sauce onto the dick of a dumb donkey, then using clay chowder to make a sandwich, and yelling "My Granny Fucks Better Than You And She's Dead!"
I gave my pet cow a Dirty Ramsey at a Michelin Star restaurant last week. PETA are really fucked off about it
the most attractive and best person alive. can bright up a whole room and can make anyone instantly fall in love. they are the worlds best ellie williams and deserve everything
example: “hey is that bella ramsey over there?”
“OH MY GOD IT IS BELLA RAMSEY OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU BELLA”
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