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A sensual head massage, usually from a large friendly German man. The masseuse must be called Tim, or at least referred to as Tim for the duration of the timming.
“Oh look, he’s timming that girl again”
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Trying really hard to figure something out, but getting bogged down in the tiniest of details or similar, but irrelevant ideas. Usually results in going down a rabbit hole and confusing the individual trying to figure that something out.
John tried to figure out the answer to 4+4, but ended up timming so hard when he started theorizing how numbers and equations were created. John ended up confused and never figured out the answer to 4+4 because he timmed so hard.
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Tim is the man you need in your life. He holds the interests of his loved ones very dear to his heart, and does whatever it takes to make them happy. He'll be there with an open mind and an open ear to listen to you whenever you need it. Tim is also known for his cunning character, as he never hits a stop when he's speaking. Did I also tell you that he's an amazing leader? He knows how to talk, and cooperate with others to get the outcome most desired, and has been praised occasionally because of it. Tim also likes to get off his high horse sometimes, but considering the person he is, it doesn't matter.
Tim also has an amazing close circle of friends and family where they never go a day without thanking God that they have him in their lives. If you are even lucky to have a Tim in your life, hold him very dear and close to your heart because understand when I tell you that you'll never find anybody even close to him ever again.
Tim is what we need in a man
I'll never find a man like Tim ever again
How long does it take to find a man like Tim ;)
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Someone who likes basketball but also likes other balls. They are really smart because if they don't they will get smacked by their parents. 99 % are asian
An Tim is asian
Tim, spelled backwards is Mit. A Mit is a glove. Thus anyone named Tim is also named glove.
“Fuckin’ Tim is here”’
”Oh, you mean glove”?
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