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timmy thinks he knows it all at age of 6 so hes a smarty pants
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A white person who desperately wants to be black.
He sags, has a flat top, and smokes. What a Timmy.
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Timmy is a great guy who is an original country boy. He will tell you he loves you and will mean it everytime. You meet him when you need him to be there and help you. Even though he does not play sports, he does work on cars which is really hot! He drank when he thought he needed to but then he will meet the love of his life and not do anything to hurt her, and will stop drinking. When he has a girlfriend he is completely faithful to her. Timmy is a great guy and I love him soooo much!
Girlfriend: hey babe what are you and the guys doin tonight?
Timmy:well were all at jakes, they are all drinking but I swear I'm not
Girlfriend:you promise babe?
Timmy: I love you way to much to do that stuff again, I promise<3
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A Timmy is a serial pest to all woman. Does not take no for an answer. A Timmy will try every trick in the book to weasel his way into a girls pants. Often plays the deaf card but can hear perfectly when it suits the Timmy.
Girl "I have a sore back"
Timmy "I'll give you a massage, my room 15 minutes, bring the coco butter"
Girl " For the 50th time 'no', you are such a Timmy"
Timmy "Sorry, was that a yes?"
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1)An invincible, steel-penised, mentally challenged homosexual man with the strange ability to grotesquely murder another human by touching their genitalia.
1)One of or resembling the fabled Timmis.
3)An insult derived from the legend of Timmis and his family.
Aw snap, Timmis just eh poked my crotch! *dies*
You, sir, are a true TIMMIS.
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TIMMY CALM THE FUCK DOWN!
*timmy squirting and slapping every part of my body*
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Someone who throws shoes at other people, and is obsessed with video games. also types abnormally. Named for the smallest mind in the universe: 6000 times smaller than an atom.
Timmy threw a Shoe at mem
omg look at how he types, he's such a timmy
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