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Watermelon is made when god took a shit watermelons are gods babys they are god them selfs one day we will be praying to watermelons and if you dont than they are going to turn you into stone
watermelon please dont turn me to stone
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Please look up the first definition to the word pineapple and replace pineapple with watermelon.
Hey man, did you see that guy look up the word Watermelon in urban dictionary?
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a juicy red fruit that comes with black seeds on the inside
" hey , I'm eating watermelon, wanna slice"?
- " sure!"
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Slang for a big ass baby. Nicknamed this because while giving birth it feels like it'd be easier to push Mr. Universe out of your vagina.
Proud mother: "Cody was born a whopping 12 pounds and 24 inches."
Shocked eavesdropper: "What a watermelon!"
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The watermelon, since 1967, has become a symbol representing the Palestinian flag.
“Because it was forbidden to raise the flag, Palestinians used to and still do, take watermelons and cut them in half and just raise them, showing the inside part. The watermelon contains the same colors as the Palestinian flag: red, white, green and black. "
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The football tradition of having kids race around with watermelon in their ass crack and the winner doesn’t have to eat the melon yet everyone else does have to eat someone elses
Bro we were watermeloning the freshman yesterday it was fucking disgusting
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The egg of a snake, as thought of in common lofian lore
Dont touch that watermelon, it might hatch soon.
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