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A Cameron is...typically a guido. Can be recognized most by his exceptional sandwich making capabilities, an unbroken bond between his dog Versace, probably is from the city of Philadelphia (but mostly likely not), contributes to the intramural basketball team entitled, but not trademarked, "The Crystal Methodists." A Cameron, also known by his alter-ego, Cam, enjoys long walks across the water, pretending to be an ostrich by sticking his head in the sand, has the overall speed of an elephant on in-line skates, a jumper that makes Jesus Shuttlesworth jealous, and the mental capacity of a newborn giraffe.
Boy1: Damn, I can't believe I'm looking at this Cam.
Boy2: Damn, I know exactly what you mean but don't you mean Cameron?
Boy1: Damn, you're right. I can't believe I messed that up.
Boy2: Damn, it's all good dawg. I think he's making sandwiches for us.
Boy1: Damn, what kind?
Boy2: Damn, actually that's a basketball...and he's playing basketball.
Boy1: Damn, who's he playing with?
Boy2: Damn, I think that's the critically acclaimed Crystal Methodists.
Boy1: Damn, is that Versace as the coach?
Boy2: Damn, you're right.
Boy1: Damn, what a guy.
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Cameron is one of the best people out there. Hes funny, extremely smart, and witty. He has a sensitive side and loves animals. He plays the drums and is in love with music. He would not hurt a fly (unless someone is mean to one of his friends watch out). He doesn't have a lot of money so for birthday presents he writes you songs and poems. He is a sweetheart and even if he gives you a hard time, hes only joking around. He also needs to breakup with his girlfriend. She treats him horribly but he still cares about her. But all in all, Cameron is great. Love that guy.
Who wrote you this amazing poem? Cameron of course!
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Sweet loving boyfriend always is being funny will stand up for his girlfriend and will always make a joke about everything every day and night will always tell you love you and good night and a kiss
I love a Cameron because he always makes me laugh and always is being funny
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Cameron if you’re reading this it wasn’t my fault I swear. I pray you read this because we don’t have much time. They’re coming for you Cameron. You have to leave NOW! ILL EXPLAIN LATER!
Cameron I didn’t do it I swear OH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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Super sweet and a great friend! Cameron is very artistic and knows how to make people smile, plus, Cameron knows how to crack a joke during the right time, but can also be very mature in a serious situation.
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Cameron is honestly the greatest thing to ever bless this earth with his existence. He is trustworthy beyond anything and honestly worth dying for. He is fit, sweet and all in all a babe🍼 Get yourselves a cameron dude becasue you wont regret it and you will love him more than words can explain.
"hey yano cameron"
"omg i love him, i want to marry him"
The sweetest person you will ever meet. His one and only true love begins with the letter a. He will go to the most extreme to make you happy. Camerons are fun, loving, and easy to talk to. Sometimes may be obnixious but has a sweeter, sensitive side he's not afraid to show. Camerons are creative and will say things that will make you laugh like no one else could. When it comes to looks, camerons have the hottest hair and a great body. His lips are the most kissable that you will ever come across. Once you find a cameron make sure you don't let him go because you will never find anyone else like him again. Camerons blow your mind away and become the only thing you can think about. They keep you lauging and always have something to say. They also say everything you want to hear to make you feel special and the luckiest person on earth. Camerons jam to country music and are funny dancers to watch. If you come across a cameron, don't let him go.
I met this really hot incredible man today, his name is Cameron.
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