HAM

Hot Asian Man/Men. Can be found at beaches with out shirts. Are realted to HAW's (hot asian women). Love it when u smack that!!! <3

Damn!!! That HAM wanted me to rub sunblock all over his sexy body!!

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HAM

1.H.A.M. {Hawd as a muthfqka}
Goin in 110%. Watever the situation may have been "HAM" loosin all control nd acting out.

2.Also can mean acted so wildly that the behavior can be likened to a pig aka ham

1.Im boutsa go Ham in this new outfit I got, Imma shut the club down

2.Yo, that party was crazy.Everybody was goin Ham in that place

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Ham

A shortened slang term for the city of Birmingham (i.e. Alabama's largest city). Among other things, the town is noted for a large 50 foot iron man who's ass is always hanging out as he gazes over the city. He's known to the locals (and a few Romans) as Vulcan, the god of steel.

Yep, one of these days I'm going to kiss Vulcan's hard arse goodbye and split this Ham!

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hamming

The act of throwing or placing slices of meat on cars, houses, etc. It is the new TPing.

Do you want to go hamming around the neighborhood tonight?

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Ham

Hard
As A
Mother F*****

Yeah he went ham

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HAM

Acronym meaning Hot Ass Mess....

I can't believe she left the house looking like a HAM!

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HAM

an adjective used on girls to rate them. Usually comes with the ham meter package which can detect the scale of a ham girl. 99% of the female population don't know what this means, so use freely. Most of the ham population live in a small town called Oak Harbor, WA. It's fucking terrible. The smallest thing can turn a fine ass girl into a ham ass mother fucking bitch.
It's a great cover-up for the following words:
Ugly
Fat
Stinky
Bitch

We got so many ham ass bitches in our school!

Joe: Hey Pam, guess what!?

Pam: What?

Joe: You're ham!

OH GOD! MY HAM METER IS GOING OFF!!

*Ham girl walking by in confusion*

-Guy walks into a group of girls-

Attention! Attention! You're all ham as fuck.

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