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A crazy man with a wierd mustache . started WW2 in 1939 . killed millions of Jews and other Europeans . he wanted to rule the whole world but was eventually stopped . When he knew he was finally going to lose, he committed scuicide with his girlfriend, (yessir, he had a girl) whose name escapes my mind at the moment .
Guy 1: "wow, hitler was a f*cking nutcase ."
Guy 2:"i know . if he was still around, id shave off his stupid mustche and dip him in hot oil and stuff ..."
Guy 1: "......... okay ..."
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an evil person that tried to kill off all the european jews. He commited suicide because he was a pussy.
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That evil racist fag who hates Jews for no reason. Caused the deaths of millions of people.
If I had Hitler hostage, I'd slice his nuts off.
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A Hitler is when you stick your finger up your ass, and smeer the shit on there upper lip, while either asleep, sadated or unconcoisus on your kitchen floor
"has that little boy not noticed that he has a hitler on his lip"
"Yeah I gave this kid a hitler while he was ODing on mesciline"
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Definition 1: A big fat pussy.
Definition 2: A man who murdered millions of Jews, gypsies, homosexuals and other people that did not seem fit to live in his perfect totaltarionistic world. See dickhole and xenocide.
Example 1: "Hey, you know that guy Hitler?"
"Yeah, he's a big fat pussy, I bet he'd like to suck it."
Example 2: "Why does Hitler want to kill everybody?"
"Because he sucks balls."
Example 3: Jew: "Hitler, do you like to suck balls?"
Hitler: "Yes."
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Evil genius who taught the United States of America how to fight! Blitzkrieg!!!!!!!!
Example A: Hitler sent his planes in first to bomb the enemy, then he send in the armor column, and last his infantry.
Example B: America used that tactic in Vietnam, Desert-Storm, and War on Terror.
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A inspiration to idiots everywhere
"I aspire to be like Hitler"
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