JARS

A serious affliction that may initially resemble Severe Accute Respiratory Syndrome (SARS) due to the copious amounts of phlegm, coughing, and unsightly/ungroomed appearance. This condition, which applies to specific individuals (aka "Jacks"), is not known to be airborne-contagious, but there is insufficient evidence to determine if it can be contracted through bodily fluids or prolonged exposure in unventilated areas. There is no known cure.

Person A: "What is wrong with Jack, I hope that isn't SARS?"

Person B: "No, it's not SARS. It is JARS"

Person A: "Oh, that's good."

Person B: "No. Actually, it is terrible."

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jar

Meaning Laugh or Joke. Any suffix can be added to the end of this word.

"He slipped over- and i was jaring"
(this is a example where it means laughing)
"All that work in 20 minutes? You must be jaring!"

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JARS

A group named, "Japanese Animation Research Society" It is full of mostly anime freaks who will cut your head off if you say you hate anime.

<JARS Person> I love anime, man!
<Anime hater> Whatever, it sucks...
<JARS Person> What!? *pounce*

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Jar Jar Binks

The most powerful sith lord to ever exist

Bro its JAR JAR BINKS FUCKING RUN

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Darth Jar Jar

The true villain of the star wars saga he is they to all of this.

I can't believe Darth Jar Jar was the villain the whole time!

Jarred

Jarred is the guy who love hentai porn, not just any hentai but tenticle porn. He smells like a sour, rotten pussy and is so fucking gullible you could tell him anything and he would believe it to be fact.

Jarred you need to lay off the tentacle porn.

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Jar

An insult used in London during recent years in insultive form. Usually meaning stupid.

To insult someone- You're a jar. Don't be a jar

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