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A Johnny is described in urban slang used around the Philadelphia and South Jersey area as an expression and or act of hopping in a car (it can be expensive or inexpensive vehicle) usually used primarily when spinning the block on opps or going to the store.
Po: Yo Eric I need a ride to cop some fresh Fronto leaves and papers from Moe's, you got me bro?
Eric: Oh no doubt fat brotha you already know niggas got the Johnny we finna slide right now!
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another name for the police
Aye foo did you see the johnnys pull over cuh.
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A guy who basically screams 'don't be that guy' out to everyone even though he's actually 'that guy'. Tries to fap on any hard surface but still hasn't gone through puberty. Also thinks he's a roadman and all but acts like a baby who had his sweeties taken off him. In some cases he's really dumb and gets F-s in everything, including life.
What a guy.
'what's he doing over there?'
'fapping'
'oh johnny, don't be that guy'
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A drunk asshole who gets pulled over at 108 mph and loses his job all over his ex gf
Don't be a Johnnie
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAApogAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
omg johnny? hes AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Somebody strong with great intuition and loyal personality.
There's not anything better than having a Johnny in your friend circle.
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johnny is a hot ass boi 🥵 he is loved and has bestfriends who has his back and he loves them too. he loves life but could have insecurities about nobody liking him, he would help u and have your back during anything and gets into fights for u, and may even die for u. Dont lose a johnny. btw dark humor and inappropriate jokes r his fav
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