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MOST SEXY EPIC BEAUTIFUL GIRL EVEEEEER she’s in love with me
Martha has a crush on Archie (aka me)
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When you have sex with a woman and instead of showering you have a different female give you head to clean it. Usually to be clean for sex with another girl. Named after Martha Stewart because it's an inventive way to clean something which is what she is known for.
After screwing Nikki I had Kelli give me a martha so I wouldn't have to shower.
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A ugly ass bitch that don't know what tf she's doing. She likes to be something that she's not. Fake asf tbh
Martha : *looks at you a certain way*
Me : "alright you a bitch so you might be Martha ."
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A short teacher who is older than the Dino Danny. She is hard to take seriously since she is literally 3’9
SEKIS
Martha
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Usually a stupid bitchy teenager who has an extremely bad attitude towards everyone she meets. She will steal friends away from you, interrupt conversations, and dresses like a whore. Did I mention she's acts like she's popular and is rude as well? Oh, and she's very clingy.
Person: Hey who s that?
Person 2: The purge is coming.
Martha: *walking down with high heels, short shorts, a very showy top, and her weave in a bun* OH MY GOD LIKE GURLEEN IS SO CUTE WITH HIS JEWISH HAIRCUT. *texting some rapist or hooker*
Me: ...GURLEEN RUN.
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The most stweetest and cutest girl you've ever seen but once you get to know her shes a fucking barbie. its funny how she thinks shes hot shit because shes "cute" but she really isn't. shes a fucking fake bitch.
"that girl is a fake, what a Martha."
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A ginger girl, very tall, skinny and definitely not strawberry blonde, she kinda intelligent but normally has no common sense. If eat food infront of her she will always take it.
If a ginger walked past you could call her a Martha
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