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A causal way of explaining what you are were doing to your self after being caught masturbating.
Son you just walked in on your old man taking a number 3, it's perfectly natural.
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Going to the bathroom, and jerking off.
I’m gonna go to the bathroom and do a number 1...and a number 3
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noun - semen
verb - to ejaculate
Often used in the context that one would use the phrase "number 1" or "number 2" to describe bodily functions or fluids."
"Dude, I just took the biggest number 3 all over my ex-girlfriends bed."
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That time-of-the-month.
Hey Gary, wanna play poker tonight?
Ugh. I wish. My wife is going number 3.
Beth, do you have any tampons? I'm going number 3.
Why you got laser eyes baby? Are you going number 3?
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OK people so you guys are getting this number mixed up. its number 1= Urinate | number 2= shit| and the famous number 3 = Piss, Shit, Repeat
Rick: ayo dude imma go to the bathroom
Ashton: HEY HEY HEY what numba u doin?
Gustav: YEAH WHAT HE SAID
Rick: ok ok guys chill out im taking a number 3
Ashton: ah. the good ol' number 3. there are extra some extra toilet paper rolls in the closet.
Rick: Ight thanks
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Taking a Pee is a number 1.
Taking a Dump is a number 2.
Doing both at the same time is a number 3.
Bob laughed so hard that he didn't just piss his pants, he did a number 3...pissed an shit himself at the same time!
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The hottest number from the numberjacks, the real legends even had the toy.
person a: do you like anyone
person b: nah, i've been simping over number 3 from the numberjacks
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