Abel

To be filithy snobby rich and refuse to give anything to anyone;
or

to refuse to eat Taco Mayo;
or
to

refuse to give away a cheap grill

Dacia Abel or the Abester.

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abel

small penis

wow you have an abel penis

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Abel

Probably deserved it.

Cain "What... What are you doing?"

Abel "Uh... Nothing. What are you even doing here?"

Cain "I... Came back to see what kind of sacrifice you left... You just switched our sacrifices!"

Abel "What!? No I didn't!"

Cain "Yes. You did. I saw you. You've been lying to me and everyone else!"

Abel "Look, I don't know what you THINK you saw but if I'm getting the results then I'm clearly doing it right. Besides, who's God going to believe? I'm ME and you're YOU."

Cain "YOU BASTARD!" *Tackles Abel*

*Cain and Abel roll around on the ground*

*Cain ends up on top*

Cain *grabs rock* "I TRUSTED YOU!" *SMASH!* "I LOVED YOU!" *SMASH SMASH SMASH!*

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Abel

Annoying.

Cain "Hey, Abel! You're not going to believe this shit! I just got done talking to God."

Abel "Oh? What about?"

Cain "I asked him why he doesn't accept my offering and you know what he says!? Sin is like a horny cat and I let it have it's way with me!"

Abel *Snickers* "Hahaha!"

Cain "STOP LAUGHING! IT ISN'T FUNNY!"

Abel *snickering* " Haha, Sorry.... Well.... You do kind of do that..."

Cain "BULLSHIT! NO I DON'T! FUCK YOU ABEL!"

Abel "Well, maybe you're just making the wrong sacrifices?"

Cain "THEN WHY DON'T I JUST SACRIFICE YOU!!!" *Grabs rock* BAM!

Cain "...... Abel?......"

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Abel

Abel is a man who is the perfect match for Mia. He will love her with all his heart, and that will never change. They will be together forever and be the happier couple that could possible exits. He lives her and she loves him .

Abel and Mia are just meant to be

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Abel

Is the worst person ever. If you meet this person leave immediately. They will make your life so much worse

Oh what an Abel!

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The Abel

Start by master bating. Then drool on your penis. While your penis is loobed up with your drool, you do your chick in the anal after thats done you cum in her mouth and make her stick her finger in your pee hole.

Ruffuls and Suza did the Abel

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