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Academic Crush

An intense and completely un-romantic appreciation for a person's intellectual or social level of sophistication or education.

My professor is so smart, I think I have an academic crush on her!"

by George McClain August 7, 2009

38๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Academic Weapon

me ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ

I am an academic weapon

by AnActualMango March 2, 2023

76๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Academic Decathlon

a team of 9 nerds who have decided that they can't seem to get enough of school, so they stay a while longer and train to be "decathletes." smart teams win county, and possibly state (unless you're in cali, when you'll work your ass off sept-feb, win county, and get your brain handed to you on a silver platter by Moorpark/ECR/Granada)

1. Do you have any free time?
-no, i am on academic decathlon

2. How was the formal?
-for decathlon?

by Jake January 26, 2005

171๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž


Academic Comeback

Purposely freeloading for the majority of the semester and in the final weeks somehow get back into the honor roll because your just that guy

Ted: Holy Shit Jim you got all F's its only the second week of school

Jim: Don't worry I'm a master at performing that Academic Comeback

by Naruto's FBI Agent January 26, 2023

20๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Academically Mature

A student who knows how to handle their shit, and works most of the time instead of whining.

It's finals week and Tessa seems so chill. Such an academically mature student.

by Stanley Watermelon December 9, 2018

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


academic lisp

noun. An intentional lisp that people who teach college courses develop in order to sound to more pretentious and pompous. It is like a normal lisp, except that the bottom lip is used and it is intermittent.

It is difficult to pay attention to the lecture due the the instructors horrendously annoying academic lisp.

by Walenski July 11, 2008

18๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Academic Weapon

A student with straight Aโ€™s, all the gold medals, exceptional rizz, higher in the social hierarchy and posesses an intellect which threatens the try hards. (Someone who never seems to put an effort into anything and shouldnโ€™t be achieving anything close to what they achieve.)

He was at the party till sunrise last night but still aced the 8am test the next day, what an Academic Weapon.

by edrsidd May 12, 2023

45๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž