pelvic access

porn

A play on "public access"

(television) (channel) (website) (station)

I spent the afternoon watching pelvic access television.

I get free pelvic access on my laptop.

I put a pelvic access channel hot button on my remote.

Access Denied

You are not allowed to do this.

*New Jersy Governor* No of topic questions

You have been stopped
Access Denied

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Early access

When an unfinished product is put into the market in attempt to outsource testing and QA.

It's not pedophilia, it's early access!

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public access

The worst thing on the planet

Jimmy: Hey Man, Did you watch that Public Access last night

Mark: Yeah, It Sucked

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ease of access

In gaming: paying or subscribing for added benefits to make things a little easier but don't do any direct impact to the game like pay-to-win.

IE: Bank or bag space, faster riding, slightly higher exp rates

I am going to subscribe to ESO+ because the craftbag gives some ease of access to the crafting system in the game.

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roof access

Sex Position in which one is given full access by suspension above.

Trying to get that roof access tonight. You down to hang?

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access denied

A humiliating sexual act.

When having a one night stand with a young lady. You go back to hers, get naked and in bed. Then you stick it up her 'wrong' hole. When she says 'no' or complains you shout ACCESS DENIED in the manner Wayne from Wayne's World does. You get dressed and leave without adding to the 'conversation'.

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