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any accident that happens during sex.
For example:
breaking a lamp
stubbing a toe
shooting a load into the eye.
sorry about the sex accident last night.
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we had a sex accident now we have f**kin twins
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Committing an act on purpose, but claiming it was a completely honest mistake
"Sir, we might have just bombed another hospital."
"don't worry it will be our little Iranian accident."
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A new technique used by Allstate to appeal to the Asian community in order for them to sign up for Allstate.
Black guy on Allstate commercials: With accident forgiveness, your rates won't go up just because of an accident.
Asian man: Honey, we go sign up for Arrstate!
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when you can't get off the bus (out of your car, into the house,walking on a beautiful day) in enough time to make it to the bathroom. therefore....causing a bus accident....LMAO so one shits their pants and causes you to have to throw away what ever you are wearing and clean up the mess.
riding on a bus and getting the feeling of "uh oh"....and not making it off the bus in time to get to a bathroom. thus you have a bus accident....shit your pants....