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hey /b/ I need your help
I accidentally 93MB of .rar files
what should I do...is this dangerous ?
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When, as a woman attempts to smoothly transition from kissing a man to giving him oral sex, the man's erect penis momentarily snags in her belly button. Depending on the force of the accidental corndogging, the receiver may suffer gastronomical distress similar to that which follows the consumption of literal corn dogs.
See also: Accidental Titty Fuck, Belly Buttonjob
When Mary tried to follow up a birthday kiss with a birthday blowjob she snagged her belly button on Peter's peter, causing an Accidental Corndog.
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when two people are together alone and bored, start playing little games that eventually end in a accidental kiss then more kissing on purpose.
when Elaine and I first met, we got stuck on backstage duty we ended up making accidental love
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When taking a large shit and it hits the water with such force that the water comes back and splashes your cornhole.
Victoria had chipotle for lunch and multiple alcoholic beverages the night before. The combination of beer shits and chipotle had her prairie dogging until she finally reached the toilet. While unleashing the cracken on the can, the shit splashed the water with enough weight for the water to splash back up and hit her butthole. To which she reacted, "Ah how refreshing, the ole accidental bidet."
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When straight guy is looking at porn, he looks for a good picture to masturbate to. Once he finds a good picture(of a girl), he starts doing his business in front of the computer. But if just as hes about to release his stream of protein, possibly into a tissue or (in rarer cases) the wall, A popup with a guy spread his asshole thirteen inches appears just as his unfortunate sperm exits his body. There is usually shock, pain, and humiliation as the man has just became.... another victim of accidental homosexuality.
"Dude! I was a victim of accidental homosexuality last night."
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When an orthodox Jew steals pizza from the fridge not "realizing" that there is bacon on it... but, in fact, secretly loves bacon... it is called "accidental bacon".
Janine opens her roommates mini-fridge and sees the Domino's box.
Janine smells the sweet aroma of bacon, but can not see it on the pizza.
Janine eats 3 slices quicker than a frog snags a fly.
Roommate returns.
Roommate: "You ate my fucking pizza?"
Janine: "I didn't think you wanted it."
Roommate: "You know there was bacon on that, right?"
Janine: "AAAAARGH" (runs to bathroom feigning to be sick)
Roommate: "Accidental bacon, my ass!"
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to not even realize that you are absolutely macking with a chick
I asked her if she wanted to go for a drink a drink meaning a soda or juice. She thought I meant a bar and said yes. My friend pointed out I just pulled off accidental macking.
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