Balls Across the Nose

"Balls Across the Nose" is an act of sexual humiliation similar to teabagging, where a male will drape his testicles across the bridge of another person's nose. The "victim" is often inebriated, unconscious, or in an otherwise compromising position.

I was scared that if I dipped my nuts in Tim's mouth that he'd clamp down on them like a fox in a leg trap. So, I took the safe root and just went Balls Across the Nose. Don't worry, it was just as funny - and we got pictures.

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five across the eyes

To slap some one with all five fingers and put wrist into it to make sure it stings

When the nasty bout touched me on my booty i gave him five across the eyes

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last across the plank'ers

New residents to a gentrified area who want gentrification to stop as soon they arrive, so that the neighborhood retains its pre-gentrification charm. Derivation: to pull up the plank after you cross, thus preventing further access.

Those last across the plank'ers are angry about all the new bars and condos going up in the lower east side.

Them across the water

A phrase used by Irish people (who dislike the English) to describe the English

Jimmy : "So Paddy, who are Irelnad playin' in the next match, do yi' know?"

Paddy : "Them across the water"

Jimmy : "Oh..!"

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streaking across the quad

To run naked across a large field-like common area, usually associated with a college campus.

I'm so drunk! Lets go streaking across the quad!

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Beat across the knob

To be made painfully obvious.

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across my dash

This "came across my dash" or "this crossed my dash" usually refers to LinkedIn, Facebook, reddit, tumblr, or another website "dashboard" that shows updates from those you follow. Sometimes it simply means that the item they're sending you came across their computer screen in general, kind of the new electronic "came across my desk".

This article came across my dash, so I am forwarding it, because I thought it might interest you.