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A great advice given by someone, which is taken as really helpful. If it's a "million dollar advice", it will be told to next person, and next etc.
someone 1: yo, man we got maths exam tomorrow, that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow
someone 2: yeah fuck it bro, we gonna write it next time.
someone 1: nibber, that's a million dollar advice , gonna tell my buddies!
Advice which is so elementary or obvious that it can only serve to annoy the person in need of it.
Advice needed: I am up against the world champion in the ring. What are his strengths and weaknesses? I need to know so I can defeat him.
Non-advice given: You need to hit him and try to not be hit.
Advice that is so generic and elementary that it can only serve to annoy the person asking for it
Advice asked: Ok, so exactly how am going beat him?
Non advice: You gotta hit him and avoid being hit.
During the covid epidemic in Australia politicians made many decisions "Based on Health Advice". At the start these were legitimate however over time they were politicised and used to further politicians agendas. Particularly in the Hermit Kingdom of Westralia where this was recognised amongst the doona dwellers and the term BHA quickly became a satirical phrase to excuse bad behaviour.
"BHA (Based on Health Advice) it's your shout".
"I told my missus, BHA (Based on Health Advice) you're on top tonight"
"BHA (Based on Health Advice) you're on dunny duty again"
"Sorry dude, BHA (Based on Health Advice) you're not invited"
something my math teacher needs
Im broke. can you give me some financial advice?
Advice designed to get you to do something stupid.
She told me to just go in there and DEMAND a raise. Now that I've gotten fired and she's been promoted, I think maybe that piece of advice was really improvised explosive advice.
One that doesn't ask for advice but gets the advice forced on them from an advice bully
My coffee maker broke. I'm going to get a new one. The advice bully will give you advice without asking for it.