Albanian men are the craziest men on the planet. They are strong and brave & will always put their family first. Their loyalty is admirable and they stick together always- no matter what. If you piss them off you got a problem though & youβll hear about it for the rest of your life. One thing about them is that they will never ever apologise so donβt even try it!!! They also love pretending like their hands donβt work when their wife is around ://
Albanian men are the best
Albanian men are hot af !!
An Albanian stand off is when two gentlemen have a disagreement over the price of an item and settle the dispute with this method.
The stand off consists of two shovels and the men them selves. They are to stand exactly 25 meters away from each other and lower their trousers. They then extract their excrement onto the shovels and once a third party says so, they are to fling their shit at the other gentleman.
The winner is the one who flings his shit closest to the other man.
Nah mate im not paying that much for it! You know what fuck this, it's ALBANIAN STANDOFF time!
Some really nice people who love Americans and work hard to help their young country. Anyway, good looking women as well. Check out the scene in Prizeren and Pristina
Who is that good looking chick. She is of course a Kosovar Albanian
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Any farmyard animal that is used for the purposes of bestiality by Albanian men.
Hey look at that sheep!
Thats not just a sheep, thats an Albanian woman. All the Allbanian men go crazy over her.
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A really high quality strain of herb generally deriving from the country of Albania. Known for its high euphoric effect and calm of ease. General quality of this herb has a high rating.
Yo what you hittin on?
Albanian crumble, cuz.
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When you have a gong and attach it to the girls vagina and when you hit it it pleasures the girl.
Good on Astrits Mom
you can also slap in some spices
I have used the Albanian gong
Astrits Mom and Dad
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