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Someone who wakes up with a hangover only to start drinking again, regardless of what they have to do that day.
"Man, my head hurts. I must have had a blast last night. Ah, crap! I have to be at work in 30 min. I'll just grab 2 long-necks and be on my way!" This is a true Alcoholic.
What came out when Poverty had sex with Despair.
Alcoholism is growing up so fast!
The drug that we have to take to get high because cannabis is illegal.
"Hey, man. Got any weed?"
"Nope. I'm fresh out."
"Damn it. Looks like we'll have to drink alcohol, then."
"Yep!"
Someone who drinks in the shower.
That motherfucker was drinking a keystone in the shower. That motherfucker is an alcoholic.
Alcohol is used for various purposes. Many people are drinking it, but it is also used for medical purposes (i.e. to sanitise your hands). It's ok to use for medical purposes, but not ok if you drink it. Drinking alcohol will not only harm your own body, but will also destroy other's lives.
Alcohol is haram in Islam because it is harmful. Don't drink alcohol.
A person who always feels two drinks behind.
"I just woke up, how can I already be two drinks behind?"
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"Alcoholic? What's that?"