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In a distopian future; Captain ALM grows bored of hacking computers and breaking mainframes... he requires something more. Something... better. Alfred developed a love for snapping human spines after his first victim, Henry Ozolins.
Obviously he requires a new name. He becomes Alfred The Mankiller.
This interpretation of the Captain is a brutal killing machine who knows no fear.
Henry Ozolins: Holy shit it’s Alfred The Mankiller!
Alfred The Mankiller: There seems to be a break - (snaps Ozolins neck) - in the mainframe
a traumatized, mentally ill dog named Alfred Alfer, who tries to forget about his abusive childhood by imagining himself in a happy fantasy world. In the videos, his alter-ego, Dictator Pickles, emerges, who is an Ax-Crazy psychopath who dreams of world domination.
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The posture that one takes while attempting to use a public toilet (Gas Station, Grocery Store, Resturaunt, ect...)while trying to avoid making contact with the seat. On occasion with lower pulic toilets, one must also brace them self with one hand against the wall to avoid falling in. Also known as a "Floating Susan" when executed by a female.
They were out of ass gaskets in the stall, So Stan had to attempt a risky "hovering alfred", before he shat himself.
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To use a knife to break apart frozen foods prior to cooking, usually in a downward stabbing motion
hey look, he's Alfred-Hitchcooking those frozen carrots!
Fists your girlfriends mother whilst your girlfriend blows you
Girlfriend sucks your dick and you first her mother dirty Alfred
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1:a tern of endearment from one bitchy Harajuku Barbie to another. Generally used amongst BFF's
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Girl 1:Whaddup Alfred Bitchcock!
Girl 2:What you talkin bout' willis?
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its the same guy as alfred hitchcock but he directs porno's
hes not a real person but you can call a sex addicted person that
u mom is such an alfred hitchdick
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