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The apex predator
Has never lost an arm wrestle
Can grow a six pack on demand
Jack is such an alpha male. I’ve heard he has a bear mat in his living room, it’s not dead it’s just too scared too move
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An individual who has earned a PHD.
"Fuck you Logan I have a PHD so I am an alpha male!"
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stupid, ugly, pretends it doesn't bother him, he's not very strong, but battles it all with gravity.
Alpha males are white cishet men who knows nothing about females, but pretends that they do. their natural habitat is in a youtube podcast. Alpha males make their voice very deep and move their adams apple in order to attract females, what they dont know is that females typically stay away from this behavior.
person1: dude, did you hear Gary is an Alpha male?
person2: whoa dude, thats super cringe.
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A Male that is Alpha meaning that he is tall and will destroy betas.
wow danny davito is such a alpha male
wow logan paul is such a beta.
danny davito would destroy him fr fr.
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My main man Tom Renshaw has a fake id, he is such an alpha male
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Verb describing the act of a male assuming Alpha Male dominance in any instance which would cause males to compete for control, dominance, power, attention.
Generally involves one males assertion of confidence over others which often supersedes other males' minuscule attempts to small talk a sexy waitress.
I was shocked to see Rick alpha maling last week during his preformance review. It no doubt worked because his female superiors gave him a raise and I have a sneaking suspicion his ball finally dropped.. I had no idea Rick could alpha male bro.
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A male that is almost entirely composed of alpha particles, and thus strongly ionizes the mating competition (and beta males, which are only weakly ionizing).
Jerry is such an alpha male - he is so strong but can’t move forward more than a couple of centimetres.
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