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A man who walks around with a stick up his ass and every time he giggles he covers his mouth. Lets not forget that every time he sits down his legs are crossed. But there's more to Alvaro than what appears, he's really a player deep down.
You poop standing up? That's very Alvaro Hotz of you.
Alvaro is nothing and everithing at the same time, he is a living paradox.
He created the Big Bang and is the Big Bang, everithing is Alvaro and Alvaro is in everyone
The Alvaro is the powerhouse of the cell
Only Alvaro
Alvaro is usually a Spanish dickhead who overstays his welcome at every house he steps foot it. They often kick doors wide open smashing the wall and making more noise than a cat being beat with a hammer.
Is a simp.
Is a jew.
Thinks he's better than everyone because he drinks spiritual tea.
However, this bitch is ride or die so if you get an Alvaro keep that motherfucker on your side or suffer the consequences..
FUckig Helll what was that?? Thats was Alvaro Narouto runnning
He’s literally the best guy you’ll ever meet.
(He’s very rich as well)
(Ladies hit me up)
Alvaro is literally the best guy on planet earth
2👍 2👎
A little fag that likes incestual girls that like bats n stuff.
P1:”You don’t want your kid to end up like alvaro.”
P2:”you’re right”
Alvaro is an average guy. Legend has it that he worked in retail and got swung at by a customer. He prides himself in being from Riverside. Alvaro will make living with him for five weeks unbearable. Before going into business with him, you should ask for references.
Alvaro, you should leave.
Alvaroing is when you play a game with your friends and you basically ignore simple commands is favor of benefiting only yourself first and then later give small attention to your fellow comrades and then be a bitch about it when someone does it to you.
Bro, you are alvaroing hard today, if you don't stop i'll eat your ass all over the dance floor.