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(n.) Similar to the Dutch oven, but replace the fart with the action of smoking weed with friends/enemies under a blanket.
Sweet dude, I really enjoyed blazing up that pot of conversation the other day in your Amsterdam oven.
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When fucking a hooker on her back, her legs with her panties around her ankles hold the back of your neck.
That broad got me in an Amsterdam Headlock last night
A natural drug, when you smoke it you will be higher than the sun.. This is a harmless drug that if you smoke 5 'cigars' per week you will be smarter according to research
Weed Pot Mary Jane Marihuana Mariguana Green Amsterdam's Pollen
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To sneeze into someones pubes.
I sneezed on mary's vag. It was Amsterdam Hankie time. She wasn't, uhh, pleased...
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The process of trying to check your email from inside a moving vehicle using public wi-fi. This requires (1) finding an open wi-fi network, (2) logging in to the network using DHCP, and (3) frantically trying to check your email or surf the web before the signal is lost.
Typically done quickly while at a stop light mostly out of curiousity and boredom and hopefully without picking up a virus (not unlike something one my try while visiting a brothel in Amsterdam).
I don't think that geek can ride the bus home without emailing Amsterdam. He needs to unplug.
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To smoke a joint while one sips their coffee in the morning.
I poured my cup of coffee, lit my joint, and enjoyed my Amsterdam breakfast.
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Occurs when receiving a blowjob by someone who has a cold and they sneeze all over the receivers penis. The blower then uses the snot as lubricant. It first originated in the early 2000's when Thomas Bangalter of Daft Punk solicited a prostitute who was rather ill and coined the term in a drunken state an hour after the encounter.
Jenny definitely gave the old Amsterdam Pickle last night. Unfortunately, now I have a cold.
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