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Amusement-lag

When your media feeds can't keep up with your desire to be entertained.

Nothing's coming through on Facebook, email, Google plus or Twitter; I'm suffering total amusement-lag.

by TimGuyKing June 25, 2014


amuse sploosh

A short yet satisfying sexual encounter that usually leaves you wanting more. It can be considered both a good or bad experience dependent on the situation.

"How was last night's hook up?"
"It was a good amuse sploosh, but next time I hope it lasts more than 3 minutes"

"I haven't gotten laid in months, I need at least an amuse sploosh"

by Sploosh bot March 31, 2018


Amuse Douche

Someone who suffers from just a touch of douchebaggery. The douchiness typically rears its ugly head in refined situations where the person feels an unstoppable urge to show others how sophisticated they are. Similar to an amuse bouche in culinary terms.

Dale was such an amuse douche when we went to dinner with my parents. He even snapped his fingers at the waitress when he needed a refill on his craft beer.

by vanern August 3, 2021


Amuse Douche

Someone who suffers from a touch of douchebaggery. The douchiness tends to come out mostly when they are in refined situations and they cannot resist the urge to show everyone how sophisticated they are. Like an amuse bouche in the culinary world.

Dale was such an amuse douche when we went to dinner with my parents. He even snapped his fingers at the waitress when he needed another orange for his Blue Moon.

by vanern August 3, 2021


Roller Amusement

some silly silly little man who is very gay and is a cannibal :3

adam: wow! have you heard about that gay cannibal thats been terrorizing the town?
bob: yeah, just another Roller Amusement wanna-be

by The Dumest Flowr September 12, 2023


amuse-a-bation

The act of self amusing yourself.

Lindsay had an amuse-a-bation session while driving to work. People think that she is crazy.

by shepsta April 25, 2018


amusingness

a feeling instilled in people when something is posted on facebook that makes one chuckle.

"so-and-so is upset; she went to the store and forgot her wallet!" <-- when posted on facebook, this scenario is full of amusingness

by therealkidio May 2, 2011