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A common acronymn for Old White Lady. The OWL is a single nocturnal predatory female between the ages of 37 and 50 that hangs around clubs and bars that do not befit her age, trying to swoop down to pick up young prey (men ages 18-30). Owls fancy themselves as followers of modern trends and music and can be found driving around town in their Volvo sedans, often wearing jeans with suit tops and high heals (basically their professional work attire - sub jeans for the pant-suit pants). These women search for youth through young and often under-employed males.
The OWL is the middle/upper management professional women that fancies John Mayer concerts, but will also attend rap concerts (should there be prey available).
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Our Whole Lives-
the kick ass UU version of Sex ed.
today in OWL we will be putting condoms on bananas!
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An "emo" band from Chicago, Illinois, started by Tim Kinsella and members of the former Cap'n Jazz. The band lasted only from 2001-2002, but it was still able to further the unique sound of the Kinsella brothers and make a name for itself within the emo and indie scenes. Tim and Sam went on to form Joan of Arc, Sam and Victor played together in Ghosts and Vodka, and Mike Kinsella went on to pursue his solo project "Owen".
"A promise implied can't be broken..." - Tim Kinsella of Owls
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An internet movement that promotes respectful internet posting and behavior. An 'owl' is someone who embodies those virtues. (Respect and integrity on the internet.)
The word 'owl' was chosen because of the traditional position the creatures hold in folklore and other morality stories. The owl is always the wise creature to go to. In that way, posters on the internet can strive to be 'owls', or wise and respected posters by being respectful themselves.
John is a very respectful poster on this forum, he's definitely an owl.
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Epic, majestic thing that goes hoot a lot and can turn it's head 180 degrees who if someone hates them is obviously STUPID
Example 1:
Guy 1: Hey look at that owl
Guy 2: Kickass
Example 2:
Old man: stupid owl going hoot all the time think they are so tough
Good guy: Hey shut up
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When a woman is playing with a man's testicles and accidentally twists them too hard causing the man extreme pain.
We were getting hot and heavy last night. She was playing with my balls but then she gave me the owl. It still hurts.
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