Analog clock

Some numbered circle NOBODY can read!

I wanted a clock, and my POOPSICLE MOM got me an analog clock!

Analog horror

A sub-genera of horror that follows the "found footage" style. Such as The walten files, Mandela Catalogue, The backrooms, and so on

"My favorite sub-genera of horror is Analog horror."

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analog bully

1) a cyber bully, but without the computer.
2) a classical bully
3) a person that bullies in-person, as oppose to online

Donald Trump attacks people on Twitter all the time; he's such a cyber bully . Russel Crowe attacked people in-person, because he was an old-fashioned analog bully.

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analog friendship

an-l-awg, -og frend-ship

–noun

A non-sexual relationship to someone without the use of technology.

I've met this cool gal on the Facebook, and I think I'm going to make this an analog friendship.

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Analog Texting

Analog texting is a form of the prehistoric act of using a pencil and normal a small notepad to "text" a short but pointless message to a near by individual.

Me: That guy is writing a note and driving
You: Umm...You mean Analog Texting?

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kickin' it analog

The use of any technology that is decidedly outdated.

I was kickin' it analog last night, listening to my 45 of Mr. Roboto.

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Roy Analogy

When a person uses a truly fucked up or somewhat corny and out-of-date analogy. The etymology of this word came from Roy's use of the analogy: 'sticking feathers up your ass doesn't make you a chicken'.

D: 'He's beginning to grow on me like moss'
J: 'Way to use a Roy Analogy'

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