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André is the coolest, quirkiest, funniest dude you can meet. An André usually has brown hair and eyes. He also most probably has a strange addiction to yoghurt, frogs and smoking matches. You're lucky if you have an André as your friend.
"Oh there is no yoghurt?"
"Nope André's been here"
#matches #healthylife #sike
Known for his fortnite earnings in his youth age, André stands out for a lot of skills, such like: business, fifa, sense of humor, flirting, and of course his photographic memory.
Being Gullit GANG, André never skips a triceps day and bulking is already a routine.
In the friend group, he’s the the prettiest, the smartest and the ones who carrys the cod lobby.
Usually comes from a family with a great legacy in business’s like oil and slavery.
Whose that slave?
-Oh, it belongs to master André
It's the hottest and gorgeous man on earth, sometimes can be kind of shy around people he don't know, otherwise when you get to know him you will realize how cool is to hangout with him.
From the latin for large appendage, André is known for their large penis.
Giant french Canadian cock on that fellah André!
"Andrés" is used in Latinoamerica as a term for menstruation.
Llegó Andrés... (Andrés did come)
Andrés, el que llega cada mes... (Andrés, who comes every month)
André is a lovely guy. He can be sometimes a Donkey, but after all you love him. When you are together with him, he looks like a Zombie, but when you are all alone with him, you know something going to happend. They love to be virgins playing games like Fortnite and Fortnite, because they don't know any other game. They always have an annoying brother that just anoy André's. They are not the best in love, but it's true that they have the smallest dick. They can be ugly and beautiful, but most of the times they are half-half. They are Gods in bed, only on sleeping, because in other stuffs they are noobs.
Oh my god, André is such a nice guy!
That's a lie