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Mean Tempered, sexy, and down to earth vampire slayer from the anita Blake Vampire hunter novels by L.k. Hamilton.
" They where treating me like i was a very dangerous person. At five-three I am not imposing. Raise the dead, kill a few vampires, and people start considering you one of the monsters..."- Anita Blake, 'The laughing Corpse." Book three of the Anita Blake vampire books.
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Making a fake boyfriend out of leftover clothes then doing a soft porn photo shoot with it.
She had to wash his clothes for the third time that day after she was a dirty Anita again
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Oswald is a guy that fell in love with a girl named Anita O.A.
on 9-28-09..he loves her so much.. evry second wit out her is hell... he doesn't want anything more than her...Their are many dates dat he remembers with his Gorgeous lover..like on 9-25-09 he had his 1st kiss wit her..(haha she was with Fagaton)and on 10-28-09..and more.. I really LOVE Anita she means more 2 me than anything i own... Anita O.A. this definition is 4 you...TE Amo!dnt let me go..Anita..and i kno you dont like that 1 day that was filled with the most aroused feelings..but babe i really wish you would never 4get it because i loved you on that day and every other day that i have spent with you..dont forget.92809 I LOVE YOU
Anita&Oswald Alwayz nd Forever hopefully.:)
Ex1: Hey on 92809 a month l8r i found tomatoe sauce on the couch.! haha
Ex2:
Bitches that like her:Anita&Oswald have the best relationship
Bitches that like her:Man i kno i wish i had her
Man1:2 bad bro dat Oswald guy is goin 2 kick yur ass if yu try anytin
Bithes that like her:haha watevr
Man2:dont believe me den .
Bitches that like her:Im not "ANITA!"
Oswald:pow!
Bitches that like her: aww fukk my face! ugh no!stop!
Man1:i told you dumb ass guy.. i told you he would do anytin 2 keep da name Anita&Oswald 4evr.
Oswald:Hell YEA!! I LOVE YOU ANITA!
A kickass vampire slayer from the Laurell K. Hamilton books. She dates a vamp... but that doesn't mean that she can't kill 'em! Sleeps with a stuffed penguin and a Browning handgun. Works for Animators Inc. and the Police.
"She's kickass!"
"She sleeps with what she kills."
"Shuttup."
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Anita Buttram = "I need a butt ram". A woman who DESPARATELY needs to be fucked in the ass!
Sally has no clit. Last weekend, in the bar, at 2am, she yelled out "Anita Buttram"!
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The single dopest MILF EVER!!!!
Damn i wanna bang me a bonita anita!
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A name for a girl that sounds like “I need a cock”
“What’s your name?”
“Anita Cock”
“I need a cock?”
“I didn’t know you’re into men”
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