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“If you ever need anyone to lick things for ya, I’m your guy” is something Daniel Seavey said after licking a present under the mistletoe.
Daniel: If you ever need anyone to lick things for ya, I’m your guy
Limelights: oh hell yeah
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Anyone who uses their middle name after their first name for example Rachel Sarah
This is for every person always a girl who uses their first name and their middle name like on Facebook or any other social media outlet. They are always sluts so #nolastname and always pretentious. Usually these are the girls that buy fake shit and post pictures about it like they have mad money.
anyone who uses their middle name after their first name for example rachel sarah
posted that fake ass purse like she's somebody. Bitch, please.
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Because I really don’t know how to do this. I hate my relatives they are assholes.
Does anyone know how to cut off some unwanted relatives out of your life?
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Who I will settle for if I cannot get to any of you.
If it isn't you it will be Anyone who knows your name or has seen your face.
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A reply to a thread on 4chan's /v/ board about the Wii game The Conduit. Due to it's complete and utter lack of coherence, and therefore high comedic potential, /v/irgins jumped on it and began to spread it across the rest of 4chan and Youtube. Extensive research has ended with this meaning (from knowyourmeme.com):
Original:
“Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Rephrased:
“Has anyone really decided as to even go that far in wanting to do to look more like so?”
Deciphered:
“Has any video game company really taken such measure to make a game so realistic?"
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I need a hug. “Ok here I’ll hug you”. Everyone can hug you unless there sick. This day is on November 19th.
National let anyone hug you day
National Clap Anyone Day is on June 11th, on this day you can clap anyone without permission but if they are 14 or younger that is not allowed and you will be sent to prison.
Him: “Hey did you know its National Clap Anyone Day?” Her: “No” Him: “Ok bend over and be quiet”