leprechaun approach

Also known as the Leprechaun Offensive, this is when a short man, dressed similarly to a leprechaun, will stare at you from across the room without saying a word. His icy cold stare will send stalker chills down your spine. He will then approach you, corner you, and stare at you from in close. When you try to escape, he will block you.

He lives in places like Staten Island, New Jersey, and Long Island.

Oh shit, look at that ginger, he is using the Leprechaun Approach on Linda.

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Buckshot Approach

1)Rifling off compliment after compliment to a girl until one works.
2)Hitting on every girl and giving out your number until it finally works.

E: Don't you ever get tired of hitting on so many girls?
J: I use the buckshot approach. Shoot into a field full of deer and you're bound to hit one

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Direct Approach

Sleep with your a government clerk.

"In order to gain status Bill Clinton took the 'direct approach'"

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the gustavo approach

the act of approaching a man/woman with the sexual intent of a baboob, this usually involves making oo oo ahh ahh noises whilst violently nutting in your pants

i tried the gustavo approach on jess last night , it worked a charm

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inside approach

a 90 doller piece of foam and plastic that costs under 1 doller to produce and you will get ripped off buying. It doesn't help out your swing and its nickname is the ripoff approach.

loser:Im going to spend all my birthday money and buy the inside approach to help improve my swing.

loser 3 months later: This piece of f****** shit sucks major balls!!! I cant believe I bought it!!!! I fucking got ripped off by the ripoff approach!!!!

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Match-Pump Approach

Hypocrisy or a hypocritical way of doing things. You cause some bad problems to occur, while making sure that nobody knows that you are the cause of them, and then come up solutions to them so that you will be seen as as a saviour by all around you, as if you set fire on something with a match yourself and pumped water onto it as a hero citizen, pretending that you happen to be there.

"I suspect it was John who made the car tyre flat, just before our driving trip last week. He did that probably so that he could come to the rescue in his car and impress all the girls like a hero. What a match-pump approach that was!"

Guantanamo bay approach

The Guantanamo bay approach is to believe that anything, animal, object, human being or otherwise are inneficient, cannot be trusted or are in someway harmful to the individual until he/she is given prove that this object/person/animal is efficient or benneficial.

Since the internet is almost diametrically opposed to the notion of quality control, in recent years it's been a lot easier to just assume everything is shit until it can prove itself otherwise. I like to call it the Guantanamo bay approach.

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