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Solution Architect

The person or employed by your organisation to wade through your bullshit and translate it into layman's terms

<Layman 1> This solution actually makes sense!
<Layman 2> That's unusual. I wonder how that happened
<Solution Architect> My job is done! *exits building*

by nerdorama March 23, 2016

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Architects marriage

A marriage where the male partner has open sexual access to at least one other woman, and generally also that woman is either a client or financial patron. The wife may also be involved sexually with the "other woman".

"Not only is John a great artist, the lucky bastard has a Architects Marriage."

by maplefrost May 26, 2009

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Prison Architect

A (currently) alpha game which is ridiculously overpriced and finds the user building a 2D prison.

Naive person: I just bought Prison Architect for $30
Person: Is it good?
Naive person:No!

by Kadzi February 19, 2014

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enterprise architect

The glue that ties organizational strategy to execution that then realises outcomes

The critical component to any organization competing in today's digital disruption

The design of business

"This damn place is broken! No one knows who contributes to what or who is responsible for taking ownership of deliverables"

"We need an enterprise architect to help us understand this overly complex environment"

"Example, that guy! Who the fuck is that guy and what's he do?"

by D-Zine October 23, 2013

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my architect knows Japanese

Related to a Childish Gambino (donald glover) song or Sweatpants video, 2014. The video was released and he added a cryptic "My architect knows Japanese " to the end of the video. Fans were confused and tried to deduce meanings. The meme spread as a way to close a video or podcast is a quirky way.

Later the phrase was partially explained when another video came out (that had been produced before the first one but unexpectedly held back) where Donald says: my architect really has to learn Japanese.

...well that is the end of the episode. Please like and subscribe and... my architect knows Japanese.

by brushelll June 26, 2023

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PC Architect

The best fucking game in the world.

PC Architect is the best game ever

by MineTurtleBOOM March 30, 2020


Reputation Architect

Someone who rebrands you or your company.

I hired a reputation architect to re-brand my company.

by identitycred September 9, 2009