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Armored Core

Armored Core is a arcade-style mecha-simulation game. The multi-mission format is based on the "blow up teh stuff!" priciple that in itself is definitive of the Armored Core series. Armored Core among it's cult following is known as an engaging customization based game, with a vast potential curbed mostly by an obtuse control-scheme, poor localization decisions (lack of online functionality), and startling gameplay imbalances. Nonetheless, the series is on its 8th iteration, with the 9th in development.

Player 1: My Armored Core R0x0rz j00!

Player 2: No fool, 008 and SRFL70 and MG800 pwnz0rz all over you!

Player 1: Nuh-unh, I blow up teh stuff!

Player 2: w00t! Me t00!

by anon June 16, 2004

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Armor King

He is a beast from Tekken series. Armor King, King’s mentor and foster father, was dead. King pledged on Armor King’s grave that he would seek revenge against the man responsive for his mentor’s death. The man was currently serving time in an Arizona State Penitentiary. With the money he saved from professional wrestling tournaments, King arranged for the murderer’s release from prison and sent him a plane ticket and an art. With his plans in motion, King headed for the Tournament to await his sworn enemy, the Vale Tudo fighter.

by Samurai Katsu October 15, 2003

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hillbilly armor

The scarps of metal sheets and found glass fused together on humvees by US soldiers in Iraq, to protect their vehicles from IEDs on the road.

Insurgent Iraqis found more than one way to break through the desperate attempts by Marines' soldiers to keep their Humvees in one piece as they patroled the streets of Baghdad.

by hytham_hammer August 6, 2005

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junk armor

anything that protects the genital area, particularly for use against unwanted contact.

"Dude, when I had that threesome, that guy's junk was touching mine. Eww, I should have worn my junk armor."

by The Orchid Queen January 19, 2008

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Thot Armor

The common tattoo placement seen on most thots, usually large cursive writing or a full-color sacred heart piece on the neck and chest area, similar writing and coverage on the forearms and/or torso (usually around the ribs), with the most significant tattoo placement directly upon the gentialia, usually as a ram's skull, or increasingly a filagree leafing or an octopus.

Thot armor is so-called in that it's predictable style and placement is usually dictated by every place Uncle Dave touched them when they were 8.

Women wearing thot armor should be approached with caution, as they will be great in bed and at parties, but a nightmare in almost any other setting.

An active and ongoing archive of thot armor can be seen on the suicidegirls website, as well as Instagram.

"Whoa, that chick with the pink hair is hot! I want to go talk to her."

"Careful, bro. She's covered in thot armor. I can read her 'Only God Can Judge Me" tattoo from here!"

by Jif Hannigan December 7, 2018


boner armor

A condom

James had just put on his boner armor, so now he can slide it in.

by Robbness January 24, 2018


Armored glizzy

A FAT GLIZZY with a cornmeal batter acting as a high armored bullet proof protective seal. Also Known as a CornDog

“Yo what did you eat for dinner?”

Oh you know, i had a gourmet armored glizzy

by Jaren!!! September 9, 2020