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The sacrament of incarcerating someone for stealing a cracker.
After indulging in curiousity by not swallowing the Eucharist wafer, the student was forced to submit to euch-arrest.
When a bong has not consumed marijuana smoke in awhile, and goes into a serious condition known as bongiac arrest.
I've been out of dope all week; my bong Linda is going into bongiac arrest.
The type of position where ur hands are on the wall legs spread like ur getting arrested while a girls eating ur ass or vice versa
Yo Mark did Julia give u that cop arrest last night?
The act of quoting arrested development, or referring to it at unnecessary times, or every day of your life
Sorry, I'm just arrested developing
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when one is arrested for two offenses in short proximity of one another. you get double jailed, double handcuffed, and double, tazed, bro
Officer: Sir, do you know how fast you were going
Man:about 30 over officer
Officer:Step out of the vehicle
Man:NO! fuck you i demand that you don't arrest me
Officer:who do you think you are? a lady? you cant flirt your way out of this one sir. your under arrest, Double-Arrest!
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(noun) A condition which causes loss of memory, motor skills, and inhibitions, and occurs as a result of drinking too much cognac. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: angry/confusing voicemails/text messages, black eyes, and/or legal trouble.
Eric: Yo nig, how'd you get home from the club last night?
Ryan: I don't know, brah. I don't remember shit after I went into cognac arrest.
Eric: SCUMFUCK FOR LIFE!
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When one watches Netflix in bed until their boyfriend starts looking more appealing than the watching material. Then laptop is placed on floor. See: “watching nativity.”
I really liked the show, but Arrested Development kept me from watching the whole episode
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