astrid#0666

a random kpoppie on discord who is an egirl. used to call someone a "cracker".

you're such an astrid#0666!
(used as in cracker)

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astrid ellison

A character in the Gone series, Sam Temple’s girlfriend. Older sister to Little Pete.

Guy: hey, have you read the Gone series?
Guy 2: yeah, Astrid Ellison is my favourite character

astrid clarkson

PLAYER. A hot girl that likes to fuck everyone elses boyfriend and tries to fit in but she cant cause shes a little twat. fuck off astrid you emu.

"i cant believe that emu stole my boyfriend!"
"can tell shes an astrid clarkson"

Astrid hofferson

Astrid hofferson is hiccup horrendous haddock the third’s love interest in how to train your dragon movies she is based off camicazi from the how to train your dragon books she is feisty and very skilled in battle her dragon is a blue and yellow deadly madder called stormfly

How to train your dragon viewer: who is that?
Other viewer: that’s Astrid hofferson!

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Pulling an Astrid

Someone who gets your hopes up then shatters them into a thousand pieces.

Me:"I have lost my shorts, I can't find them anywhere.."
Friend:" aren't these them...no wait this is a hairbrush."
Me:" eugh...thanks for pulling an Astrid!!"

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Astrid Lindgren

Astrid Lindgren was a Swedish childrens-book-author who wrote for example: Karlsson on the Roof, Lionheart Brothers, The kidz in Bullerbyn, Pippi Longstocking, Madicken and maney more.

Some sources say that it was Astrid Lindgren who killed the Swedish politican Olof Palme. One of these sources are the Swedish band Tunnan & Moroten who have a very good song named Massmördaren Astrid (Astrid the Serial Killer).

Astrid Lindgren is dead

Astrid Lindgren enjoyed watching E! and listen to Black Metal

Everyone in Sweden (and in maney other countries) love Astrid Lindgren.

Example:

Person1: Have you read the Astrid Lindgren book The Kidz of Bullerbyn?

Person2: No, but I saw the movie and I think it should be called The Gay-Motherfuckers of Bullerbyn because that kidz was really fag.

Person3: I crapped my pants when watching Karlsson on the Roof. He was scary and totally rape.

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Astrid

a girl who got a little bit of tiktok fame and is now extremely full of herself. She is a player and flirts with every single guy but settles for a trash guy. She is often fake and not very good at small talk.

Jenny: She thinks she’s hot stuff because she has a thousand and tiktok followers
Lily: who?
Missy: Who do you think lol? Astrid 🙄

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