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The baddest team in the 05 National League proved once and for all that it doesn't matter what you did or didn't do in the early season or in 44 seasons past. The fair weather fans who dis the Astros year after year - because they "know" the team will choke - are 10x bigger losers than this club ever was. Houston, we have a pennant!
The Houston Astros are the 2005 National League champions. Good luck in Chicago, y'all. Knock their Sox off!
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Astro, and Dener. These two words are the colossal and utter-most divine, choice of words only a God could represent. From “Astro” identifying as a remarkable warrior, filled with wisdom and artistry. And Dener a mysterious word overseen by many in the western end of the world, but feared by most in the east. These two words are typically not understood nor put together by most. And since this is the case, there is no need to try to understand it... if you already don’t.
As an Omnipotent Being once said. You’re either Perfect or you’re not Astro Dener.
The act of ejaculating in space
The astro nut was floating around the space shuttle
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a type of tantrum or emotional distress, due to the inability to accept experiences that do not go as initially anticipated.
popularized by 14 year old rapper contestant "Astro" in the american television-hit contest show "X-Factor", when the teen lashed out after finding out he had to perform to remain in the show.
example 1:
Astro: "If you want to put me in the bottom two, I don't want to perform for people who don't want me here."
Bob: " oh shit, that dude is pulling an astro."
example 2:
Bob: "this sucks, i don't want to play monopoly with you anymore, you bought all the damn rich lanes."
Lisa: "Fuck you Bob, go cry and pull an astro out your ass."
A cocky, self-centered female who needs to be brought back down to earth.
Every guy treats her like gold. She's an astro-slut who needs to be brought back down to earth.
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More specific than the definition of Astro Traveling. Astro Travelling is driving whilst high on mari. The term is used prolifically by Quasimoto and/or Madlib
Yo we flying through your
Neighbourhood at hyperspeed//
Astro Travelling off that hydro weed
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The one and only word that over powers "gaylord". May only be used after one gets called a gaylord, and never used any other time.
Guy 1: "fuck you you're gay."
Guy 2: "Well you're a gaylord, O0o0O0ohhhhh I won!!!!"
Guy 1: "Astro Faggot."(walks away calmly)
Guy 3: (To Guy 2) "Dude you just got owned!"
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