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Athletic Teabagging

When an athlete (most likely a black guy during a basketball game) jumps high enough to reach their opponents head (usually a lesser skilled white counterpart ) to were, intentional or accidental, the meeting of balls to face occurs.

Lebron James once slammed dunked the ball, not before the occurrence of athletic teabagging to Steve Nash's face.

by Tie Fan July 31, 2010

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Athletic Kid

The annoying person that can span from the age of 4 all the way up to 25. He or she, usually he, is the kid that would sprint around the gym/track when the gym teacher says a jog/walk.

Gym teacher: Ok everybody! We are now going to do a nice slow jog around the gym.
Athletic kid:*starts to sprint while laughing at everyone he passes, thinking he looks cool, but actually looks retarded*. (The gif. below is a good representation on what this kid looks like.)

by A_Bi_Legend November 12, 2020


deceptively athletic

Appearance does not match the athletic output of an individual

Joe is deceptively athletic because he can throw a 76 mph fastball (and is a fat ass) -Tony Nguyen 3/22/17

by Jc071184 March 23, 2017

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A level Athletes

The term "A level Athletes" is used by White American male cuckholds to describe explosive physically gifted African-American males who play in the NFL or NBA.

"The only A level athletes in the world play in the NFL or NBA"
"LeBron could become UFC Champion after 2 weeks training because he is an A level athlete"

by pizza delivery January 6, 2019

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sexual athlete

someone who treats sex as a sport.

that dude is a sexual athlete, he treats sex like a sport!

by ttboy 1000 October 18, 2010

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oakland athletics

A team that claims the title of 3rd most World series wins and 2nd most world series appearances. Anyone who actually knows anything about baseball knows who the A's are. The A's have a bad tendency of being a farm team and trading off all of their good players, which in effect, makes them "suck" or so everyone believes. Most Giants fans were A's fans at one point, but because all of the fags in San Fransisco are fairweather fans they switched across the bay bridge when the Giants won the world series once in 2010. The A's have a long-lived rivalry with the New York Yankees and have always been second best. The A's originally started in Philadelphia, moving to Kansas City, then finally Oakland. Rumors state the A's could be moving to San Jose.

The Oakland Athletics squashed the Giants in the '89 World series at AT&T park 4 games to 0.

by GammehNumNumz February 12, 2011

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Wigan Athletic

1. Identity theft.

2. To wrongfully appropriate the identity of a third party.

3. Faeces.

Wigan Athletic were founded in 1932 making them one of the youngest teams competing in the English Football League.

Shortly after the decision was made to found a professional football team in the town of Wigan those responsible for the creation of the club began to construct an 'identity'.

Unhappy with simply calling the club Wigan F.C. the founders cast their eyes to the other side of Lancashire towards Oldham Athletic, who had already been playing association football for 37 years. Liking the appendage 'Athletic', the founders duly went with it thus creating 'Wigan Athletic'.

It then dawned on the mostly inbred founders that a nickname for the club was required. "Oi, woz Oldham's nickname?" they were heard to grunt. Before long the question was answered that Oldham used the then unique nickname: 'The Latics'. Having already stolen the appendage 'Athletic' the simple founders decided it was best to also call themselves 'The Latics' rather than rack their primitive brains for an alternative.

Finally, what colours to play in? By this stage the founders of 'Wigan Athletic' were weary having spent weeks learning how to spell 'Athletic', stopping only to fellate their cousins. Naturally they couldn't decide and so looked once more at their proud neighbours Oldham, playing in their fantastic blue and white and opted for the same. Incredibly one of the founders, it has been documented, then heaved and spat the words, "Put a bit o' green in't kit so wi luke a bit t'original like." The exertion of such a brainstorm caused this founder to become catatonic and he later died.

"Hey Mike, I've just found someone's bank statement! I'm going to absolutely Wigan Athletic them.."

"Have you seen the way Jane Wigan Athletic's Bernadette's style?"

"Right, who left that massive Wigan Athletic in the toilet?"

by MacOAFC January 30, 2009

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