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When shooting a load at at potential recipient’s face, they turn away and their ear takes the heat.
I had a clear shot at her face, but it just ended up being an assassination attempt.
(usually in Minecraft parkour) when you get super far in a parkour on your first try, but on your later attempts, you start trippin
Yo I think I have a case of First Attempt Syndrome cause after I fell off the parkour that first try, I kept fucking walking off of the one block jumps.
The throwing of a shoe at a World Leader, or shoeing. In many parts of the World, showing the sole of one's shoe or using shoes to insult are forms of protest.
Both Secretary Hillary Clinton and President George W. Bush have both survived their Ashoesination Attempts, with Clinton being the most recent.
The act of using a search engine to find specifically what one is looking for. If the search string is vague it may require multiple attempts with various other search strings.
"It took me 15 freakin search string attempts to find the doco i saw 3 years ago!"
The attempt of murder never occcurs, but the attempt of attempt does
You are guilty of attempted attempted murder
A phrase to say when someone tries to make a joke and/or comeback, but it ends up being completely unfunny.
Person 1: Wow, you really get no bitches huh?
Person 2: your mom is my bitch
Everyone else: Worst attempted bangers