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Nickocado Avocado Formerly known as Nick Avocado is a fat FUCK With no life and is dying slowly from all the food he's eating. He is Known for beating up his boyfriend . He now has diabetes and weight over 300 lbs. Pigs weigh 300 to 700 lbs. So, clearly, Nick Avocado is a literal pig. Oink, oink. Bitch. haha.
heres a lil story about a fat Karen we like to call.. Nick Avocado.
Nick ( being a fat fuck in a mall )
nice employee : Excuse me, sir but you need to wear a mask here ..
( Fun fact, Nick avocado, has a fat, disgusting, ugly, triple chin neck. )
nick : Well, excuse me, miss Employee. Well, you need to shut your mouth because I'm gonna be in here all day. my mask is on. Goodbye. I need to record for all my beautiful nice viewers
Employee : Oh my gosh, I'm really sorry, sir. I did not mean to do that. But I am also really sorry, sir. But if you talk to us like that, I'm gonna have to call my manager and ask him to let you leave. Please. Put the mask over your mouth.
Nick : For the last fucking time. It is over my damn mouth.
Employee : Please stop cursing -
Nick : SHHHHHHHH
Employee Then calls manager )
Manager : What seems to be going on over here?
Nick : Miss BITCH over here thinks I don't have my mask over my mouth.
Employee : Sir-
Nick : SHHHHHHHH
Manager : Hey, you don't have permission to shush my employees. Get out of my store
Nick then proceeds to cry like a little bitch. )
The manager then kicked him out of the store and Orlin thanks the manager )
Nickocado Avocado, It's an obese, fat, freaking pig that is dying because he's eating too much and saying that it's just water weight. OINK
OINK BITCH :)
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To make an Avocado Bowl, you fill a bowl to the brim with water. Then, you stick toothpicks into either side of an avocado, and balance it on the top of the bowl so that about half of the avocado is submerged. You then proceed to freeze the bowl for a few hours. Once frozen, remove the avocado so that there is a smaller ice bowl frozen out. Next time you masturbate, put your nutsack into the crevice, and enjoy a much longer, and all-around better orgasm.
"Dude im so juiced, i primed like 3 Avocado Bowls last night!"
"Wow lucky...my mom stopped buying avocados so i have to settle with peaches"
"Wow, you must have a tiny nutsack if you use peaches"
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A way to say bad words without upsetting your parents
What in the avocado frick is this garbage
A person who expresses a contentious opinion in order to provoke debate or test the strength of the opposing arguments.
'Just to play Devil's Avocado here, if we continue to feed the birds then they might become dependent on humans for food, and then starve when it is no longer viable for us to continue feeding them'
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Nikocado Avocado but he tries to act black
Look at niggado avocado
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Avocado smash is an sexual act in a very high tempo and a short time frame, usualy in a shady enviroment.
Person 1:"Did you get to smash yesterday"?
Person 2:" Yes, but we had so litlle time that we only got to take an avocado smash in the alley behind Walmart"
Person 1: "yea that sucks, but at least you got to smash"
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While having anal sex with a girl you proceed to place your testicles inside of her vagina. Your testicles resembling avocados and her vagina is the taco.
Cotton McKnight: while I was inside her butt-hole I shoved my nuts inside her pussy last night
Pepper Brooks: Sounds like one hell of an avocado taco!
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