axe

such an amazing and caring person, they’re honestly incredible - they’ll be there for you when you need them and will cheer you up with no struggle . if you meet an axe, keep them forever, theyre one of the most wonderful people you’ll ever meet 🤬🤬. they’re very precious and funny and amazing, never lose them .

person 1: woah, is that axe ? he always has a goldfish with him
person 2: yeah, i think hes mowing the lawn.
person 1: woah.

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axe

a wicked mad smelling man perfume that in small amounts makes girls melt but in large amounts makes them die a thousand horrible deaths

man you WREAk like axe.

or

omfg he smells like axe. its making me hottttt

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axe

axe is a smelly thing that alotta guys buy that they think smells goosd that actually smells alot like crap.

He had that axe spray it smells like shyt!

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Axe

-A tool used for cutting wood. Usually felling trees
-An electric guitar
-Walmart for ask.

-Check out my new axe.
-Lets play our new axes!
-May I axe you a question?

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axed

To ask someone a question, in past tence.

I axed Pedro a question, and all I gots was some "shh's".

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axe

a body spray/deodorant for douches.

girl1; "Have you smelt Zack? He smells so good! I love axe!"
girl2; "He smells like a jackass."

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Axed

To die and or suffer a horrible fate & or meet some grisly end.

Did you hear about James? He got axed last night by Carey, she shot him in the head then burned his body!

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