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You're just a nigga looking out for a girls being a simp trying your best to get the pusi but she just sees you as a friend she doesn't want to smash you, so you're basically watching the pusi in hopes that she'll let you smach but in actuality another niggas smashing her .
Friend 1 -Yo dog this bitch led me on thinking I was about to get the pussy but then she friendzone a nigga
Friend 2 - lmao so basically you were babysitting the pusi
Friend 1 - Man it's fucked up buts it's true
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When you send someone a text (usually a risky one) and you have to keep checking if they replied yet.
I was babysitting a text a sent to Jennifer all last night. I told her I loved her but she never replied.
Supervising a child via FaceTime.
Denise felt comfortable stepping away briefly while her young daughter video chatted with an adult friend. If anything bad happened, Denise knew her friend would call 911. Virtual babysitting is the childcare of the future!
If a person calls (vocally, voice note or via text) “Bagsy not babysitting”, they automatically do not have to baby sit their own children and the other partners needs to take responsibility for their brood for the full day.
There are only a few exceptions to this rule:
- pre-planned day/night out that are in the family calendar which have been previously approved by the wife first
- if the wife disagrees with the decision
Under no circumstances are you allowed to break this rule.
Donna - “Brian, what the hell. Didn't you just hear me call Bagsy not babysitting”
Brian - “I can't watch my own kids I’m not even sure what to do”
Donna - “you liar! You better sort your shit out coz I’m sick of doing everything and I’m getting steaming with my mates for once coz you’re always at golf!!”
Brian - “Yes Love”
Kids - “Yay it’s about time Daddy looked after us”
Babysitting, is a job for demoralised teens who have no life so they sit on baby's
I got dropped from my college today, now I have to babysit my neighbour.
To indulge in the interests and needs of the individual(s) being babysat. It is crucial that all exchanges between the two parties involve the babysitter presenting the babysitter with chicken, regardless of the situation.
Person 1: “I agreed to babysit someone over the weekend.”
Person 2: “You’d better make sure you’re stocked up on chicken! In my experience, 15 sandwiches from chick-fil-a is the perfect amount.”