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The act of farting in a half full can of pringles.
I once let my friend eat a thrice baked potato.
A turd that has been replaced in the butthole then crapped out a second time.
My leg was asleep and I didn't feel like getting up so I just grabbed a floater out of the toilet and stuck it back in for a twice baked potato.
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The act of having sex in an oven (often 350 degrees), and afterwards rolling in bacon and smuthering eachother in ranch dressing. After that, the go eat baked potatoes and give eachother black names.
Brad: Yo' I banged Danielle last night, she was delicous and i ended up calling her Sha'NayNay!
Scott: That sounds like a delicous alabama baked potato!
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When you fuck someone in the ass, quickly pull out and while the hole is still gaping open, turn around and shit in their ass so they then have to squeeze your turd out of their butt, thereby having the poo "twice baked".
I gave her a twice baked potato and she won't call me anymore.
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When you wrap aluminum foil around your penis as to act in place of a condom before performing sexual intercourse.
Extremely painful.
Jill cheated on me and aborted my kid... it just makes me want to baked potato her!!
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When one person defecates into another persons asshole. The "potato" is then "baked" for 20-45 minutes before it is re-defecated upon the original shitter's chest for a shared dining.
-"Hey man, will make me a baked potato?"
-"Sure, take off your pants."
-"I'd bake her potato."
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The paradoxical visual juxtaposition of a youthful-looking vaginal area/pelvic triangle coupled by bloated and probably overstimulated, dirty and discolored labia.
Wizard sleeves - far before the vagina's time.
I saw you staring at Anberlin's booty-shorts camel toe, but you don't know that bitch gots loaded baked potato!
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