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Bald Martin is the human personification of perfection.
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A bald man at the end of your street who likes little kids
Ohh no it’s the bald nonce. Hide your kids.
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the equivalent to 'get bent' from "That 70's show", or like saying "fuck off." this is an expression used out of anger meant towards a person, or thing.
Livi told David Dobrik to go bald because he wouldn't follow her Instagram @foreiign.liv, or give her a free Tesla.
The most powerful creature on this planet. His stepson Morgz does not see his true power and will one day be overthrown by this God of a man. Bald Martin will also conquer the human race and save us all from the impending doom of Morgz Mum
You: You are such a Bald Martin, Jesus!
Jesus: Gee thanks
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Founder of a browser-based MMO game.
Aw man, that bald ginger banned me again!
A pathetic state in a man's life whereby he smugly attempts to conceal his baldness. Can come in many forms such as a comb over, comb forward, or outright refusal to conceal a despicable mange like mess. In extreme cases the man gets a hair transplant or worse uses finasteride and fries his chance of getting an erection. Best treatment is to accept the bald and shave it off
Look at that gimp with the translucent hair, you can see he is in absolute bald denial.
A bald version of british actor Freddy Carter (Kazzle Dazzle in Netflix's shadow and bone) that has been all over social media traumatizing innocent users of instagram.
hey! how's your day going?
horrible really, i was scrolling through instagram when i saw a picture of bald freddy
gods thats terrible!